Quarantine Journals - Virtual Field Trip Day, Part I

They are having a zoo field trip today.  There's been a lot of zooms and talking, so by the time they got to the animals, Oliver was was too bored and wandered off. 

Zoo zoom: here's a porcupine. And a tortoise. And a parrot that can talk.
Oliver: 🥱 Mommy. Can you put cock-like-a-doodles on the TV?


(Oliver during zoom, to me)
Oliver: The teacher says (sing sing voice) "have a nice day!" HAHAHA NO!!

Every time she unmutes him, he just moves his lips and doesn't make a sound so she thinks he's still muted 😂🤦‍♀️

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