Hungry?

He's standing naked in front of the mirror and he exclaimed "look! Look mommy!" while pointing at his nipple. 

I said, yes, that's a nipple! 

And he smiled at me and said "do you want to drink it?" 

I said no, but thank you. 

So he smiled real big and said "how bout this one?" and pointed at the other side. 

I said no, lol, thank you. 

Another big smile, "What about my tummy? Want to eat it?"

Yes! Om nom nom