Penis Outrage

So, earlier when we were getting ready to swim, Oliver realized that I do not have a penis. And I should have anticipated that one conversation would not be the end of it. At dinner, he is sitting on my lap eating, and he points to my crotch and says "Mommy, you don't have a penis?" 

I thought my dad was going to choke on his food, he was laughing so hard. It resulted in a round table discussion between Penny and Oliver about WHO at the table DID have a penis, and I was literally holding my breath that Oliver didn't start talking about Richard's "BIG PENIS" at dinner. It ended with Oliver screaming at Penny "NO, YOU *DO* HAVE A PENIS!!!" over and over again until my dad said "Oliver, let's eat some food, huh? Get a bite."

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Quarantine Journals - Plumbing Saga Continues

Quarantine Journals - A letter to the contractors, therapy vent

Favorite things 2024