What is that?

Oliver: What is that?
Richard: Meat.
Oliver: But what kind of dead is it?
Richard: Beef?
Oliver: Dead BEEF?! In my house!?


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(next day)
Richard: Maybe I will take the dog on a walk while I let the meat rest.
Oliver: Don't let the meat rest! It will turn back into a cow and then you will have to kill it again.  I don't want a dead cow in this house!

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